Oh yes, we have a new religion people. No, not the gut-churning worship of Obama by the far-left and the so-called media. This new religion centers around a popular tale of fiction called Twilight and the Cullen family. If you missed it, the Cullen family is a family of vampires.
Just like any other religion, we have beliefs and values. Each belief may take on more importance for one person than it may for another, there is no wrong way to decide which beliefs are more important than others. So here are the main Cullenism beliefs, however, this list is not a limit to what you can believe in when it comes to the Cullenism religion, Cullenists are a welcoming and caring group of people, and we will accept any other Cullenism beliefs you may have!
These are our beliefs (in no certain order).
As a Cullenist we believe:
Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real
Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s)
The twilight series should be worshiped
If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens, if you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave
Well, on the plus side, a Cullenist doesn’t seem like the kind of person to blow himself up. You can’t say that about some religions. Afterall, who would want to go to James’ cave?