This has got to be one of the funniest shows on TV.
From this show I have learned that Bigfoots behave very much like drunken frat boys. They will throw rocks at and pee on your tent. They catch ducks by swimming underwater and grabbing their little webbed feet. Bigfoots like candy bars and will walk on a fours to trick us into thinking that they are bears. They can imitate coyotes. The make tree knocks — because who doesn’t like tree knocking. Bigfoots only have black noses but have a variety of hair color. Power-line clearings are Bigfoot superhighways. Skunk apes sleep/hide in underground gator caves and absorb methane.
Oh those wacky Bigfoots!
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hypnobarb
January 26, 2012 at 7:38 am
It does rather sound like some of my relatives during deer hunting season.
Barry Huddleston
January 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I’m planning on trying the tree knocking just to piss-off the neighbors!
Sharon H
January 26, 2012 at 7:59 am
I couldn’t agree with you more. When one of the cast was “calling” Bigfoot with some kind of ridiculous, inhuman sound, my hubby walked into the room and said “What the $%^&* was that?” And to that one guy in particular, everything making an unknown noise (esp. at night) has to be a “squatch”. That word has now become one of our favorites. When we hear something outside, one of us will say “I think a squatch is out there.
This show is great for comic relief. And the fact is that we already know they didn’t find anything huge to prove Bigfoot’s existence. If they had, it would have hit the media big time. Big Foot hunters and skeptics alike would have sat up to take notice. So we kind of know the ending ahead of time.
You know the show titled “An Idiot Abroad”? This could be “Idiots in the Woods”.
Your post was hilarious and so true. Thanks for the laugh!
Barry Huddleston
January 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm
lol … maybe they could spinoff another show “Bigfoots Gone Wild”. I wonder if leaving a keg of beer as bait would work?
courtmroch
January 26, 2012 at 9:26 am
“From this show I have learned that Bigfoots behave very much like drunken frat boys.” ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! I have never watched this show. I heard the bad reviews and decided I was better off not making time for it. But I’m very entertained by your summation of some events!
Barry Huddleston
January 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm
… thats just from the show. The bigfoots may have secret handshakes and toga parties.
autumnforest
January 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Har har. You forgot to mention that they disguise their howls as coyotes.
Barry Huddleston
January 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm
You learn something new with each episode (wink)
Anonymous
January 29, 2012 at 10:44 pm
I loved the post, and your sense of humor! “Frat boys!” HIlarious!
Thank you for watching, and thank you for smiling!
Best,
Cliff Barackman
One of those people on Finding Bigfoot
Barry Huddleston
January 30, 2012 at 10:25 am
Thanks for the visit Cliff and for the kind words.